Nice hat Matt

Matt is a dear friend of mine. Gastronomically speaking, he is my Yoda. I think most people from the Chicago area are food centric, but Matt has become my own personal guru for all things yummy. Apart from food, he is a know-it-all about just about everything worth paying attention to. His opinions on most subjects range between blind hatred and total disgust. He meticulously finds flaws in and dislikes just about everything in his life except for his girlfriend, who I know little about except that she loves Matt and for that, she garners respect because I knew Matt before he met her and he was very comfortable with his bitter indifference. I'm happy he is happy even though he comes off as miserable most of the time.